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Johanna Mason
District 7. Currently in a twisted semblance of a relationship with Gale Hawthorne. Independent RP.
nxv:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
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Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
FUSCHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.
RED: I love you with a burning passion.
GREY: I wish you would notice me.
PINK: I think you should follow me.
INDIGO: Roleplay with me please?
TEAL: We have a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I don’t like you.
RAINBOW: Skype info?
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imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
Been there, done that.
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I’m glad for boobs cos you know when you’re eating chips and you sometimes drop one and it lands on your cleavage instead of the floor thanks boobs I owe you one
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